Comments on: He’s making a list … http://www.worldontheweb.com/2008/04/02/hes-making-a-list/ A daily webzine and forum for discussion of news that arises at the intersection of religion and culture Wed, 11 Jun 2008 23:47:52 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.1 By: NJLawyer http://www.worldontheweb.com/2008/04/02/hes-making-a-list/#comment-289884 NJLawyer Fri, 04 Apr 2008 19:04:03 +0000 http://www.worldontheweb.com/2008/04/02/hes-making-a-list/#comment-289884 StuBob has my vote for VP. I want Drill to write the history! StuBob has my vote for VP. I want Drill to write the history!

]]> By: StuBob http://www.worldontheweb.com/2008/04/02/hes-making-a-list/#comment-289683 StuBob Fri, 04 Apr 2008 12:44:34 +0000 http://www.worldontheweb.com/2008/04/02/hes-making-a-list/#comment-289683 Let me just say that I never authorized those (brilliant) comments by Travis Birkenstock. I can't be held responsible for everything my supporters might say. However, I would add that Drill's unwillingness to play Chinese Checkers betrays a weakness in foreign policy that America can't afford in a VP. I'll play Chinese Checkers with anyone, foreign or domestic. It's time to stop the politics of personal destruction. Cheryl, I'm putting the finishing touches on my autobiography, <i>My Incredible Descent Into Humility and How I Recovered</i>. I'll need an editor ;-) Let me just say that I never authorized those (brilliant) comments by Travis Birkenstock. I can’t be held responsible for everything my supporters might say. However, I would add that Drill’s unwillingness to play Chinese Checkers betrays a weakness in foreign policy that America can’t afford in a VP. I’ll play Chinese Checkers with anyone, foreign or domestic.

It’s time to stop the politics of personal destruction.

Cheryl, I’m putting the finishing touches on my autobiography, My Incredible Descent Into Humility and How I Recovered. I’ll need an editor ;-)

]]> By: Travis Birkenstock http://www.worldontheweb.com/2008/04/02/hes-making-a-list/#comment-289672 Travis Birkenstock Fri, 04 Apr 2008 04:23:29 +0000 http://www.worldontheweb.com/2008/04/02/hes-making-a-list/#comment-289672 <i> "Time to go negative on drill" </i> 10. he inhales 9. McCain-drill bumper sticker looks too similiar to Home Depot ad 8. likely to insist on being called "Spiro Drill" 7. contributes over 50 posts to "Grand Canyon" thread (655 total posts) 6. is married to vindictive heir of 'Grey Poupon' mustard fortune 5. slows down slightly between 2nd and 3rd base when he hits a triple 4. gravatarly impaired 3. afraid to play Chinese Checkers with Frank in Phoenix 2. would rather be NFL commissioner 1. prefers Tom Bombadil over Thom Jefferson :-) “Time to go negative on drill”

10. he inhales
9. McCain-drill bumper sticker looks too similiar to Home Depot ad
8. likely to insist on being called “Spiro Drill”
7. contributes over 50 posts to “Grand Canyon” thread (655 total posts)
6. is married to vindictive heir of ‘Grey Poupon’ mustard fortune
5. slows down slightly between 2nd and 3rd base when he hits a triple
4. gravatarly impaired
3. afraid to play Chinese Checkers with Frank in Phoenix
2. would rather be NFL commissioner
1. prefers Tom Bombadil over Thom Jefferson

:-)

]]> By: Cheryl D. http://www.worldontheweb.com/2008/04/02/hes-making-a-list/#comment-289665 Cheryl D. Fri, 04 Apr 2008 03:32:20 +0000 http://www.worldontheweb.com/2008/04/02/hes-making-a-list/#comment-289665 I'll support either Drill or StuBob, but I'm still waiting for, um, reasons. (Not a bribe, you understand, just an incentive.) I’ll support either Drill or StuBob, but I’m still waiting for, um, reasons. (Not a bribe, you understand, just an incentive.)

]]> By: StuBob http://www.worldontheweb.com/2008/04/02/hes-making-a-list/#comment-289624 StuBob Thu, 03 Apr 2008 23:47:46 +0000 http://www.worldontheweb.com/2008/04/02/hes-making-a-list/#comment-289624 Mark Roth is no competition. Voters won't trust a man in a porkpie hat! Mark Roth is no competition. Voters won’t trust a man in a porkpie hat!

]]> By: Chas http://www.worldontheweb.com/2008/04/02/hes-making-a-list/#comment-289622 Chas Thu, 03 Apr 2008 23:45:05 +0000 http://www.worldontheweb.com/2008/04/02/hes-making-a-list/#comment-289622 First it was a tight contest between Mark Roth and StuBob. Then Lynn enters a third party candidate. Maybe Lynn Vincent should be Ralph Nader's VP. :evil: First it was a tight contest between Mark Roth and StuBob. Then Lynn enters a third party candidate. Maybe Lynn Vincent should be Ralph Nader’s VP.
:evil:

]]> By: StuBob http://www.worldontheweb.com/2008/04/02/hes-making-a-list/#comment-289611 StuBob Thu, 03 Apr 2008 22:58:28 +0000 http://www.worldontheweb.com/2008/04/02/hes-making-a-list/#comment-289611 Ugh! This is terrible! My first foray into politics and I've failed (so far) to energize the base! Time to go negative on drill.... Ugh! This is terrible! My first foray into politics and I’ve failed (so far) to energize the base!

Time to go negative on drill….

]]> By: Lynn Vincent http://www.worldontheweb.com/2008/04/02/hes-making-a-list/#comment-289607 Lynn Vincent Thu, 03 Apr 2008 22:38:50 +0000 http://www.worldontheweb.com/2008/04/02/hes-making-a-list/#comment-289607 Drill for veep! Drill for veep!

]]> By: StuBob http://www.worldontheweb.com/2008/04/02/hes-making-a-list/#comment-289393 StuBob Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:41:10 +0000 http://www.worldontheweb.com/2008/04/02/hes-making-a-list/#comment-289393 In the interest of preserving unity, I would consider the post of SecState. However, if McCain calls, particularly at 3AM, you're all going under the bus! Look, as an obstetrician, I'm the <i>perfect</i> character for the 3AM commercial. "Who do you want answering that call? Some bleary-eyed old woman who's been asleep for hours, or a doctor who's probably up anyway?" In the interest of preserving unity, I would consider the post of SecState. However, if McCain calls, particularly at 3AM, you’re all going under the bus!

Look, as an obstetrician, I’m the perfect character for the 3AM commercial. “Who do you want answering that call? Some bleary-eyed old woman who’s been asleep for hours, or a doctor who’s probably up anyway?”

]]> By: Mark Roth http://www.worldontheweb.com/2008/04/02/hes-making-a-list/#comment-289390 Mark Roth Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:26:11 +0000 http://www.worldontheweb.com/2008/04/02/hes-making-a-list/#comment-289390 Thank you, Chas, for your consistent commitment. And thank you for not being a "Yes" man by correcting my mistake. You are destined for great things in any future Roth Administration. The Vice Presidency is spoken for (SteveS, who doesn't hang out here but should) as is the Ambassadorship to Costa Rica (PeterL, to whom I may have offered the State Secretaryship). However, given your public display of integrity and loyalty, I think the Justice Department needs you. StuBob, if PeterL goes to Costa Rica, would you be Secretary of State? (With Chas stedfast in his endorsement of me, you just as well join the winning team, no?) Thank you, Chas, for your consistent commitment.

And thank you for not being a “Yes” man by correcting my mistake. You are destined for great things in any future Roth Administration.

The Vice Presidency is spoken for (SteveS, who doesn’t hang out here but should) as is the Ambassadorship to Costa Rica (PeterL, to whom I may have offered the State Secretaryship).

However, given your public display of integrity and loyalty, I think the Justice Department needs you.

StuBob, if PeterL goes to Costa Rica, would you be Secretary of State? (With Chas stedfast in his endorsement of me, you just as well join the winning team, no?)

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