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Whirled Views 4.16

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Bonjour!

Today’s quote is from an animated movie: “I suffer from short term memory loss. It runs in my family…. At least I think it does…. Where are they?”

76 Comments to “Whirled Views 4.16”

  1. “Finding Nemo”

  2. 2. Gravatar by mommy 04.16.08 at 7:40 am

    Dory.
    We named our cat after her; she has a totally Dory personality.

  3. 3. Gravatar by Bibliophile 04.16.08 at 8:15 am

    Finding Nemo is in my view the best animated movie created in the past ten years. It is funny how many people I meet now who are just like Dorie.

  4. 4. Gravatar by klasko 04.16.08 at 8:16 am

    Kristin - would you please ban Datewealthy? This person has spammed several threads.

  5. Dory.
    I knew that one! But, I wasn’t here first.

  6. 6. Gravatar by TomBob 04.16.08 at 8:26 am

    finding nemo is amazing…

    I think the incredibles was probably better, but only by a hair.

  7. They were both great.
    I’d be hard pressed to say one is better than the other only because they were so different.

    They were meaningful and entertaining!

    I loved the little fashion designer, Edna.
    That was actually played by a man.

    My husband surprised me with a talking Edna doll (We live near Disneyworld) for my closet. It is so funny.

  8. 8. Gravatar by NJLawyer 04.16.08 at 8:38 am

    I agree with Klasko re Dateworthy.

  9. 9. Gravatar by Kristin Chapman 04.16.08 at 8:48 am

    Thanks for the tip, Klasko. Hopefully it’s taken care of now.

  10. 10. Gravatar by Kristin Chapman 04.16.08 at 8:49 am

    Samuel gets the virtual cappuccino of the day. Enjoy!

  11. 11. Gravatar by Michael Martin 04.16.08 at 9:07 am

    Klasko (#4),

    What does “spammed several threads” mean?

  12. 12. Gravatar by adios 04.16.08 at 9:18 am

    I want a talking Edna doll!

  13. 13. Gravatar by klasko 04.16.08 at 9:26 am

    Michael - If you look on several of the top 25 threads, exact same comment - an unsolicited advertisement - is on some of them. Placed there by someone whose handle is “Datewealthy.” It is off topic and clearly meant to generate traffic for a dating site.

    It’s called comment spam.

  14. 14. Gravatar by klasko 04.16.08 at 9:30 am

    Edna seems like she is a caricature of a very good friend of mine. She is short, wears the same hairstyle and glasses and has the same personality. It was uncanny. When we first saw The Incredibles, we all said the same things. Mutual friends all said it too. Weird.

  15. 15. Gravatar by Michael Martin 04.16.08 at 9:37 am

    Klasko (#13),

    Ah, thanks. Good thing to know about.

  16. 16. Gravatar by adios 04.16.08 at 9:47 am

    Klasko @#14. I too have a friend much like Edna. But Edna is a caricature of fashion designer Diana Vreeland.

  17. 17. Gravatar by Joel Mark 04.16.08 at 10:42 am

    General Paraeus made it clear that the nation of Iran is using special forces to kill US military in iraq. They are at war with us and they may be responsible for more US military deaths than Al Qaeda. In fact, while Al Qaeda is focusing more on slaughtering as many innocents as possible(including Iraqis and Muslims), the special forces from Iran are focusing more on killing Americans.

    And the media makes nearly nothing of it. Iran has learned that they can poke us endlessly and pay few consequences, until the recent surge at least. So they keep poking and killing. I do not have sufficient information or intelligence to come to a position now on what we should do militarily, and I believe that war should be the last resort. But I stand ready to consider support for serious action to deal with Iran.

  18. Is it safe to comment now? Is the pretender to the thrown asleep? Has she put away her false scepter? Only time will tell.

  19. 19. Gravatar by Frank in Phoenix 04.16.08 at 11:21 am

    Kristin:

    I just posted this at yesterday’s WV thread, but just to cover my bases, I’ll post it here too. See what you think … thanks!

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/04/10/njerusalem110.xml

    Cathedral bans popular hymn “Jerusalem”
    by Sophie Borland

    “Jerusalem,” one of the country’s best-loved hymns and the favourite of Prime Minister Gordon Brown, has been banned from services at one of Britain’s foremost churches.

    The verses, which were written by William Blake more than two centuries ago, cannot be sung by choirs or congregations at Southwark Cathedral because the words do not praise God and are too nationalistic, according to senior clergy.

    Last week the Dean of Southwark, the Very Rev Colin Slee, advised guests at a private memorial service that the hymn would not be sung because it was “not in the glory of God”.

    …

    The lyrics can be read at

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/04/10/njerusalem210.xml

  20. 20. Gravatar by Frank in Phoenix 04.16.08 at 11:31 am

    Joel Mark,

    1) Iran can at least argue that they have a legitimate national security interest in that a neighboring country is under occupartion by foreign forces. (Imagine for a moment that Cuba was occupying northern Mexico. Wouldn’t you expect US Special Forces to be busy trying to disrupt/harm/kill them?)

    2) Even assuming that Iranian Special Forces were killing our soldiers in Iraq (which, for several reasons, I find rather dubious), that problem would cease if we withdrew our soldiers from Iraq.

    3) Don’t you find it the least bit curious that Al Maliki is buddies with both us and with Iran? (And ain’t it especially curious that when US dignitaries go to Iraq, they require all manner of military protection, but when Ahmadinejad is there, he requires no such protection?)

    If our troops come back home where they belong, they will no longer be at risk from Iranian Special Forces or Iraqi insurgents, and the Sandbox can keep right on being the Vacation Spot of the world that it is right now without us.

  21. Joel Mark, I agree.

  22. JOel Mark, I agree with you

  23. What’s up with Jimmy Carter? Does he have no sense at all? Laying a wreath at the grave of a terrorist? Meeting with terrorists to negotiate peace? After members of Congress have asked him not to. What is he thinking?

  24. 24. Gravatar by Victoria 04.16.08 at 12:52 pm

    Klasco, I saw the spam last night just before we went to bed. In just a few minutes the ‘creature’ had hit about 11 threads.

    How’s your head? :lol:

  25. 25. Gravatar by Victoria 04.16.08 at 12:54 pm

    I’m awake Peter. Don’t call it a ’scepter’ it’s a silver BONG with a gold ball on the end, attached to a silk cord with a tassel. How many times do you need this explained?

  26. And Victoria, how long are you going to use a slang term for drug paraphernalia in reference to your substitute scepter?

  27. 27. Gravatar by klasko 04.16.08 at 1:21 pm

    Victoria - Feeling better, thanks. Just minding my p’s and q’s trying to stay out of trouble. ;-)

  28. 28. Gravatar by NJLawyer 04.16.08 at 1:57 pm

    Frank, are you aiming for a discussion on freedom of speech or freedom of religion? I’ve always thought of the spiritual Jerusalem, not the city of Jerusalem in Israel, and I would have thought that’s what a church would think, too. I’m not really surprised by this happening in Britain, it’s the home of political correctness.

    I saw the President and the Pope’s speeches this morning, and I have to say the President pulled out all the stops on his greeting at the White House. I enjoyed that half hour, especially seeing the “soldiers” in colonial dress, hearing the singing of the Lord’s Prayer and the Battle Hymn of the Republic. I have no doubt that someone somewhere will criticize the President, but I think he did a good thing meeting the Pope at the airport and at today’s little birthday party at the White House.

  29. 29. Gravatar by KayVee 04.16.08 at 2:11 pm

    #16 - Adios - When I first saw Edna Mode in The Incredibles I immediately thought of movie costume designer Edith Head, especially because of the glasses. Ms. Head’s glasses were almost as famous as she was! I got curious just now and looked on Ms. Head’s page on IMDb.com, which confirmed that the character was based on her. Ms. Head was an 8 time Oscar winner for her costumes, so I would think basing the character on her was a little tribute. She’s my favorite character in the movie.

    I also looked at a website with a photo of Ms. Vreeland and I can see a resemblence there, too. She wore her dark hair in the same kind sort of “page boy” do.

  30. 30. Gravatar by adios 04.16.08 at 2:22 pm

    Frank,

    I don’t think it is the nationalism of that hymn most find objectionable, but that it is a favorite of those who hold to the British Israel theory. In a nutshell, that caucasians are the ten lost tribes of Israel and everyone else is Gentile and bound for hell. It’s the superior race and all that rot.

    I love Blake’s poetry, btw, which is why I say it was a fav of the theorists not necessarily Blake’s intended meaning.

  31. 31. Gravatar by adios 04.16.08 at 2:24 pm

    Kayvee,

    I looked up their pics too. I think you’re right. I was thinking Vreeland, but picturing Head. Edna/Edith makes more sense too.

  32. 32. Gravatar by Karen O 04.16.08 at 2:42 pm

    We are all well-trained to make sure our tax returns are post-marked by midnight April 15. (I believe, to be perfectly correct, that should be midnight, April 16.)

    So what happens if someone slips theirs in the mail on their way to work on the morning of the 16th? I read that the penalty for filing late is something like 5% per month added on what you owe. Or maybe it was 5% of one’s total taxes for the year?

    But what about if it was just a matter of those extra 8 hours or so?

  33. 33. Gravatar by Karen O 04.16.08 at 2:44 pm

    Victoria - Yesterday I joked that the bong you hit me with gave me a thundering headache (& the munchies). Today, I really do have a thundering headache.

    I doubt your power no longer!

  34. All right, on another thread Victoria said something about my having a spelling class. So here is just a brief lesson, and then y’all can hang around and study, maybe chat for a bit. Victoria, I know you were getting tired with all your hard work on the scepter thread last night, so just relax and put your feet up. Get comfortable. I’ll try not to be technical.

    We’ll start with homonyms–words that sound alike but are spelled differently. The best place to start with that is actually a brief review of possessives. Now, you all know that if Alice has a violin, the violin belongs to Alice, and we show possession by saying “Alice’s violin.” If Tom and Alice own the violin together, we use the ’s only once, to show they own it jointly: “Alice and Tom’s violin.” If they own separate violins, technically you need “Alice’s and Tom’s violins” (though I don’t see that distinction made much anymore).

    Well, pronouns get made possessive differently, and this is where many people get confused. You don’t use an apostrophe to make a pronoun into a possessive–you want to say its, hers, his, etc., not it’s, her’s, hi’s. Remmbering “his” might help you remember the rule. Do remember that apostrophes are also used with contractions. So, we’re back to homonyms….

    *its is possessive; it’s is a contraction: it is
    *theirs is possessive; something that belongs to “them” (it’s theirs; it is theirs)
    *their is the possessive of “them” (their house); “there” is a location (over there)
    *”two” is a number, “too” means also, and “to” is always used as part of a phrase (going TO the store)

    That’s probably enough for one day. Go ahead, Victoria, hang around a bit. If anyone has any questions, I’ll check back here later….

  35. Thank you Cheryl. It’s always nice to get concise explanation of this stuff. Well done.

    I especially liked the tip about placing apostrophes on pronouns. I’m sure I’ve botched that one many a time.

    I don’t usually confuse “their” and “there” but it really gets to me when I mispell “to”.

    But I guess it’s more of a typo when I spell it “ot”. Eh? :lol:

  36. 36. Gravatar by Ajisuun 04.16.08 at 3:05 pm

    Regarding the hymn “Jerusalem”, I agree that it doesn’t have much to do with God, but it shouldn’t be banned. I think that the building of Jerusalem in England is a spiritual reference albeit a vague one.

    I guess the people who banned that hymn would ban something like “My Country ’tis of Thee” too. It’s not a song with a lot of spiritual content, but there’s nothing wrong with singing it occasionally.

  37. 37. Gravatar by Joel Mark 04.16.08 at 3:21 pm

    Frank in Phoenix,

    I disagree with your notion that Iran has a legitimate national security interest in Iraq. They are the unwelcome foreign presence sroking up strife and murdering innocents. They fought viciously with Saddam, and later, when we deposed Saddam, they continue to foment terrorism there. Their aims are nefarious and evil. Iran resented our liberation of Iraq even thohgh they also hated Saddam.

    Frank, if we removed our soldiers from Iraq, the most decent people in the country who have been resisting the forces of terror and jihad would be subjected to a blood bath. Our departure would empower the worst forces trying to destabilize that country.

    I trust David Patraeus far more than your doubts, Frank. On one hand, you think Iran has legitimate national security interests in Iraq, and on the other hand, you convey doubts that they are even there seeking such distorted interests. Think about your inconsistencies here. In any case, Patraeus is correct: Iranian Special Forces ARE killing our soldiers in Iraq. Deal with it!

    No, I don’t find it curious that decent peace-seeking leaders need military protection in that region, but rotten murderous leaders like Amadinijhad do not. Amadinijhad shares the same mission with the butchers and jihadists.

    I just heard a report that the president of Iran (Amadinijhad) is now calling into question 9/11 itslef (let alone the holocaust).

    I have dear friends whose son was killed by an Iranian I.E.D. in Iraq while serving in the interest of peace and stability there. I am sickened by your naive comments, Frank.

  38. 38. Gravatar by Victoria 04.16.08 at 3:29 pm

    Now I’m really confused, Cheryl made it worse. You did this on purpose didn’t you Cheryl?

  39. 39. Gravatar by Karen O 04.16.08 at 3:37 pm

    Oo! Oo! Oo! (Karen O is raising her hand, trying to get the teacher’s attention.)

    Miss Cheryl, I have a question about spelling.

    I remember learning that when adding a suffix such as -ed or -ing to a word in which the preceding vowel is short, one should double the ending consonant. Ex. - begin, beginning; outwit, outwitted.

    But it seems that the more I read, the more exceptions to the rule I see. Now it seems that more words are the excpetion than the rule.

    Now I’m so confused I don’t know what to do! Was I taught wrong?

  40. 40. Gravatar by Victoria 04.16.08 at 3:39 pm

    Karen, we are a mess! :lol: or should that be we’re?

  41. 41. Gravatar by akmom 04.16.08 at 4:11 pm

    I too was shocked, SHOCKED to find Victoria distributing bongs in such a carefree fashion. Who would have guessed!

    Are these the real “Bong hits for Jesus”?

  42. 42. Gravatar by mumsee 04.16.08 at 4:13 pm

    Hey, does anybody know where the Drillbits are practicing? Somebody told me it was in the archives but when I arrived, the place was empty. I guess they forgot to tell me where, or the invitation was lost in the mail, or my name was “inadvertently” lost, or it is a computer problem. Or something.

  43. 43. Gravatar by Chas 04.16.08 at 4:16 pm

    Karen, how do we know if the vowl is short?
    I have lots of problems with was and were.

    Mumsee, I still think there is a cabal going, watch for Victoria.

  44. 44. Gravatar by Frank in Phoenix 04.16.08 at 4:17 pm

    Joel Mark (37): I have dear friends whose son was killed by an Iranian I.E.D. in Iraq while serving in the interest of peace and stability there.

    Frank: They have my sincere sympathies.

    I’ll remind you that I served in the armed forces. My oath was to uphold and defend the Constitution of the US against all enemies foreign and domestic, not to “uphold and defend the peace and stability” in foreign hell-holes of our own making.

    If those were your friends’ son’s ideals, fine. God bless them and him. But those same ideals aren’t shared by every military man or woman over there, and we shouldn’t insist that those who believe Iraq is an unjust war serve in it against their consciences.

    Joel Mark (17): I do not have sufficient information or intelligence to come to a position now on what we should do militarily, and I believe that war should be the last resort. But I stand ready to consider support for serious action to deal with Iran.

    Frank: How do you feel about diplomacy, JM? You know, Bush, Al Maliki and Ahmadinejad all sitting down at the table and discussing their nations’ goals, differences and concerns? Al Maliki is friendly with both the US and Iran, so how about it?

    Joel Mark (37): I am sickened by your naive comments, Frank.

    Frank: I’m similarly sickened by the beating of war drums against Iran from the same crowd who were beating them against Iraq.

    You remember, the same crowd who said “war was a last resort” over 5 years ago, and then vowed to the American people and their representatives that invading Iraq was absolutely necessary to the security of the US and the rest of the world?

  45. 45. Gravatar by Frank in Phoenix 04.16.08 at 4:21 pm

    Joel Mark,

    Incidentally, I also have dear friends whose son just got back from a tour in Iraq as a USMC MP. Without a scratch, thankfully. (Though to hear him tell it, he nearly died of boredom.)

    He’s still got 2 1/2 years left in his enlistment, and I’m praying he won’t have to go back there.

    That’s not treasonous, is it?

  46. 46. Gravatar by NJLawyer 04.16.08 at 4:25 pm

    Frank, do you really believe in your heart of hearts that Ahmadinejad is interested in talking? That he wants to resolve anything with the Israel or the West? I don’t.

  47. Chas,
    Long vowels “say” their name–a long A is pronounced like the letter of the alphabet, for example.

    Short vowels have a softer sound: a short A is the “ah” sound you hear in “ball”. E = “eh” as in “bed”, and so on.

    Was is generally singular and were is generally plural, except in the conditional, which is fancy talk for when you say things like “if”.
    Example: She was going to the store. If she were also going to the bank, I would ask her to cash my check.

    Hope that helps!

  48. 48. Gravatar by TomBob 04.16.08 at 4:28 pm

    It’s hard to reconcile “Kill the infidel wherever he is found” and the idea of peace talks with said infidel….

  49. 49. Gravatar by TomBob 04.16.08 at 4:30 pm

    A reasonably solid grounding in english grammar has helped me SO MUCH in spanish grammar.
    I love my Spanish Grammar 303 class… It’s a blast.

  50. 50. Gravatar by mumsee 04.16.08 at 4:38 pm

    TomBob,

    hola! (complete with upside down exclamation mark that only Peter L is authorized to use on here)

  51. Karen,

    I think that’s generally true. Generally I can’t actually remember “the rules,” but just how to use them (I’ve heard other editors say they’re the same way). With most words, I simply remember the proper spelling. But I have some I simply cannot remember, and rely on spell check or the dictionary (e.g., I’ve seen both “worshipping” and “worshiping” and know that both are acceptable, but I never remember which is the preferred–or is that prefered–spelling).

    Sorry, Victoria. I’ll refund your tuition if you want.

  52. 52. Gravatar by Frank in Phoenix 04.16.08 at 4:50 pm

    NJLawyer,

    What do we have to lose by asking Al Maliki to ask Ahmadinejad for a sit-down?

    Don’t you find it the least bit odd that our friend Al Maliki is more than a bit friendly with our “Great Satan”?

    Why not see if that relationship can be exploited to possibly avoid a war with Iran?

    We’re holding all the cards. (At least, we seem to think so.) What do we have to lose?

    (These are not hypothetical questions, NJL. I’d genuinely like to know what you think about them.)

  53. 53. Gravatar by Victoria 04.16.08 at 5:08 pm

    Cheryl keep the tuition, I would never hear the end of it, if I took it back.

    I wonder if Lynn is reading any of this stuff. If she is, I bet she’s getting a good laugh.

  54. 54. Gravatar by Frank in Phoenix 04.16.08 at 5:12 pm

    NJLawyer (28): Frank, are you aiming for a discussion on freedom of speech or freedom of religion?

    Frank: Neither. I just found the story interesting.

    But since this is a matter being raised by Anglican church leaders re. what transpires within their own congregations, I really don’t think there’s a “freedom issue” here either way.

    Now if the British government was prohibiting the singing of the hymn — or for that matter requiring the church to allow it — there would be freedom issues galore at stake.

    NJLawyer (28): I’ve always thought of the spiritual Jerusalem, not the city of Jerusalem in Israel, and I would have thought that’s what a church would think, too.

    Frank: I’m only passingly familiar with the hymn because it’s on the “Chariots of Fire” soundtrack, which I had once a long time ago — and even then, I was quite unaware of the lyrics the choir was singing.

    But reading the lyrics to the hymn, it is clearly about England more than Jerusalem, whether “spiritual” or otherwise.

    NJLawyer (28): I’m not really surprised by this happening in Britain, it’s the home of political correctness.

    Frank: Elaborate, please. The vicars cited in the article all seem to agree that the hymn neither worships nor glorifies God. What makes you think they are acting out of “political correctness”?

  55. 55. Gravatar by Chas 04.16.08 at 5:15 pm

    Cameron, I understand the plural part. It’s the was/were going to the bank that usually causes trouble.

    TomBob: I took Greek for my foreign language requirement in college. My main problem is that I didn’t know enough English to learn Greek. e.g.
    “There is no indefinite article in Greek.”. I still remember that statement was Greek to me.
    But I remember having to explain “article” to a lady at work who has a master’s degree.

    Victoria, we have probably given Lynn a two week setback.

  56. 56. Gravatar by TomBob 04.16.08 at 5:19 pm

    MUMSEE

    No puedo ver el punto de exclamación, pero me aprecio el pensamiento.
    Si Ud. quiera hablar mas español, espere por casi dies años, y toda la gente en Estados Unidos necesitan hablar español.
    Entonces Ud. podrá hablar en español con todos.

  57. 57. Gravatar by TomBob 04.16.08 at 5:22 pm

    Chas…

    it’s amazing what people don’t know sometimes.
    My spanish professor had to explain what a direct object is at the beginning of the year.
    This is a 300-level class… you’d think they’d know by now!

  58. 58. Gravatar by Frank in Phoenix 04.16.08 at 5:29 pm

    NJLawyer,

    Sorry for beating a dead horse, but I just noticed something in your question at (46):

    “Frank, do you really believe in your heart of hearts that Ahmadinejad is interested in talking? That he wants to resolve anything with the Israel or the West? I don’t.”

    Truth be told, I really don’t “believe” much of anything about Ahmadinejad “in my heart of hearts.” Other than that he is a leader (mostly a figurehead, I think) in an oppressive and possibly dangerous nation right next door to a nation where our military is currently, uh, “involved.”

    But I do believe that our current leaders would rather attack Iran than talk with her leaders.

    I believe that in my heart of hearts.

    Tell me I’m wrong.

  59. mumsee #50- hola! (complete with upside down exclamation mark that only Peter L is authorized to use on here)

    ¡Cuida! (Careful), Victoria may accuse you of giving me authority without her permission!

    Cheryl- In your (not you’re or yore) spelling lesson, you (not ewe or yew) forgot “they’re” (they are) with there/their.

  60. 60. Gravatar by Victoria 04.16.08 at 6:02 pm

    Cheryl just got caught by Peter L. :lol:

    Another GOLD AWARD for Peter!

  61. 61. Gravatar by NJLawyer 04.16.08 at 6:19 pm

    I won’t tell you that you are wrong. I think they’re thinking in Washington about military action in Iran. But I also think Iran is looking for trouble, too. Even if Ahmadinejad is a figurehead and his strings are pulled by the mullahs, the mullahs themselves are no prize, and they don’t talk. I don’t think they are any better in attitude than bin Laden. What I found “troubling” in your post at 58 is that you seem to be willing to give them the benefit of the doubt before our own leaders. I get the feeling that you have a problem with the US being an ally of Israel.

    I was calling the British nation in general the home of political correctness. I did read the verses in the article, but I had a different chorus in mind, so based on someone else’s comment and your own, I think I may have confused this song with another. The legislature over there has enacted statutes that makes saying certain things impermissible, and I guess I took this to be an anti-Christian, not exactly pro-Muslim thing. They never seem to shut up imams, just Christians. I really didn’t mean to start anything. I was just wondering where you were going with this by mentioning it.

  62. 62. Gravatar by NJLawyer 04.16.08 at 6:21 pm

    Oh, but do you think Iran wants to resolve its differences with Israel peacefully via dialogue?

  63. Yup NJL,

    If he buys that line, I got a watch and some prime swampland in the antarctic that I’ll sell him.

  64. 64. Gravatar by Kristin Chapman 04.16.08 at 9:13 pm

    Frank:
    Thanks for the link–I’ll check it out.

  65. 65. Gravatar by Bob Buckles 04.16.08 at 11:37 pm

    Long vowels say their name.

    Short vowels

    a-apple
    e-eskimo
    i-imp
    o-ox
    u-umbrella

  66. 66. Gravatar by Frank in Phoenix 04.17.08 at 12:22 am

    NJLawyer (61): I get the feeling that you have a problem with the US being an ally of Israel.

    Frank: I would expect you to know from my posts over the last few years that our apparent unquestioning support for Israel does, indeed, trouble me. Especially considering our strange acceptance of their official explanation for their attack on the USS Liberty, over the objections of scores of her crew or their survivors.

    I’ve never made it a secret that I’m a staunch Ron-Paulian re. the concept of foreign aid. Including military aid. And most especially, including military to both sides of an apparent conflict (Saudi Arabia et al. v. Israel).

    But that has nothing to do with my amazement at our refusal to sit down and dialogue with the Iranian leaders. This matter concerns the US, Iraq (whose nation our military forces are occupying/defending — take your pick), and Iran.

    So, we have concerns re. Iran’s “designs” against Israel? Those concerns may very well be a legitimate.

    So why don’t we sit down face-to-face w/Iran’s leaders and talk about it?

    No, we’d rather hang our entire “we’re-military-allies-with-Israel” policy on a speech in which Ahmadinejad quoted something that Ayatollah Komeini said decades ago, and which has a legitimate possible “alternate understanding” other than “Iran will destroy Israel.”

    Granted, Iran’s official news agency didn’t help matters any by inaccurately translating Ahmadinejad’s citation of Khomeini’s remarks.

    But are you even aware that there are at least two intellectuals — both of whom speak farsi, and neither of who are at all fond of Ahmadinejad — who claim that the “Iran wants to wipe Israel off the face of the map” interpretation is a rather unfortunate mistranslation of what Ahmadinejad actually said? If not, it’s not really your fault — that’s the interpretation that both our media and our gummint repeat over and over.

    I urge you to read the following:

    1) “‘Wiped off the Map’ – The Rumor of the Century” by Arash Norouzi, May 26, 2007:

    http://www.antiwar.com/orig/norouzi.php?articleid=11025

    Across the world, a dangerous rumor has spread that could have catastrophic implications. According to legend, Iran’s president has threatened to destroy Israel, or, to quote the misquote, “Israel must be wiped off the map.” Contrary to popular belief, this statement was never made.

    …

    The full quote translated directly to English:

    “The Imam said this regime occupying Jerusalem must vanish from the page of time.”

    Word by word translation:

    Imam (Khomeini) ghoft (said) een (this) rezhim-e (regime) ishghalgar-e (occupying) qods (Jerusalem) bayad (must) az safheh-ye ruzgar (from page of time) mahv shavad (vanish from).

    2) Juan Cole’s “Informed Comment” blog post, dated May 03, 2006:

    http://www.juancole.com/2006/05/hitchens-hacker-and-hitchens.html

    … I object to the characterization of Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad as having “threatened to wipe Israel off the map.” I object to this translation of what he said on two grounds. First, it gives the impression that he wants to play Hitler to Israel’s Poland, mobilizing an armored corps to move in and kill people.

    But the actual quote, which comes from an old speech of Khomeini, does not imply military action, or killing anyone at all. The second reason is that it is just an inexact translation. The phrase is almost metaphysical. He quoted Khomeini that “the occupation regime over Jerusalem should vanish from the page of time.”

    As I said, neither Norouzi nor Cole have any love whatsoever for Ahmadinejad. But they don’t want to see this lie continue to be spun to help lead us to another useless war.

    And we refuse to talk to Iran … why, NJLawyer?

    From where I sit, it’s because we’d rather have another excuse — another arrow in our quiver of pretexts — for military action against Iran … someday. (And perhaps sooner than we realize.)

    If it was reported to me by several friends that they heard a man say he wanted to hurt one of my friends, would it be better for me to sit down with that man and ask him if this is true, or just to avoid him and assume that my friends are a) right, and/or b) completely objective and of the purest intent?

    We have nothing to lose by sitting down with our friend Al maliki, and his friend Ahmadinejad, and asking Ahmadinejad some straight-from-the-hip questions about things like Iran’s nuclear program, her intentions re. Israel, etc.

    Nothing to lose.

    So why won’t we?

  67. 67. Gravatar by Frank in Phoenix 04.17.08 at 12:33 am

    NJLawyer (62): Oh, but do you think Iran wants to resolve its differences with Israel peacefully via dialogue?

    Frank: I must say, in a discussion of Bush, Al Maliki and Ahmadinejad, I find your continued interest in Israel’s well-being interesting.

    That said, Israel is nevertheless an ally of ours. So let’s make it a foursome:

    Bush and Olmert (or Peres), across the table from Al Maliki and Ahmadinejad. C’mon, boys, let’s get started on getting this thing settled.

    What, are they afraid that them Ay-rabs have cooties?

  68. 68. Gravatar by Justus331 04.17.08 at 7:38 am

    To Frank in Phoenix: I must admit, Brother, that when I saw your post on the hymn being sung in Britain, the only thought in my mind was the boys choir singing “Jerusalem” at the end of Chariots of Fire. I too, loved that soundtrack (which I still listen to on cd). Although it seems to some (politically correct brits) to be too nationalistic, one must consider the authors nationality. He was a brit! Still Frank, I am glad you posted the links. Now I finally have the words to go along with the tune, every time I listen to the Chariots soundtrack.

    Thank you muchly!

  69. 69. Gravatar by Chas 04.17.08 at 8:00 am

    Thanks Cameron and Bob. I never got good English training. A roommate (& friend) in college said of the English dept. “They assume you know grammar. If you don’t already know it, you won’t learn it here.” I’ve learned some from my wife who says she used to diagram sentences for amusement. I hated diagraming.
    (My first sentence illustrates what I mean. But I’m not going to change it.)

  70. 70. Gravatar by NJLawyer 04.17.08 at 9:06 am

    Look, Frank, I bought Israeli wine for Passover yesterday! :) I’m doing the Kosher thing, ya know!

    Seriously, I am not against speaking with the Iranians, but I have to tell you that I don’t believe it will be fruitful. I have nothing against putting their feet to the fire. I think speaking to them will prove that they have no interest in peace at all — just like the people they fund, i.e., Hamas. You want a deadline. Give the Muslims a drop-dead date for deciding about Israel: can it exist or not? See what you get.

    Honestly, Iran doesn’t border on Israel, so I don’t see why Israel should even be an issue for them — unless this is more about Islam than anything else. I care about the Canadian and Mexican borders, the people who fly in, and sometimes Cuba, but I don’t really lose sleep about anything south of Mexico. Why would little Iran care about what goes on even smaller Israel?

    I’m not saying the Israelis are always 100% right. That’s simply not true. But when I look at their enemies, I don’t see one country that uses its money to help its people or the Palestinians or Muslims in general. They’re really no different than Mr. Hitler. They need someone to blame for their own lack of initiative, their own lack of success. They need someone to hate. It’s easier to blame Israel than taking a hard look at their vicious religion, their subjugation of women, their lack of industry, etc.

    I’ll sit with them — but I’ll make the talks public, kinda like C-Span, so people can see that they speak in circles.

  71. 71. Gravatar by Frank in Phoenix 04.17.08 at 10:35 am

    NJL,

    Thanks for your thoughts.

    And have you looked at the two articles to which I linked in (66)?

  72. 72. Gravatar by NJLawyer 04.17.08 at 11:19 am

    I’ve looked at them. Now I will agree that “wipe off the map” is inflammatory, certainly blunt, but “vanish from the page of time” pretty much means the same thing to me. It’s like a first class train car to Auschwitz — but you’re still going to Auschwitz.

    The second article has this quote: “He (Admadinejad) said that the occupation regime over Jerusalem must be erased from the page of time.”

    Our friend Ahmadinejad also spoke about the Palestinian NATION — which didn’t exist 60-70 years ago. Borders change all the time. (Just a month ago, we had Bosnia declare its independence.) When asked a straight yes or no question about Israel’s right to exist, however, Ahmadinejad wouldn’t answer. Someone dealing in good faith would answer and at least attempt to clear up the “true” meaning of the words in question. He doesn’t.

  73. 73. Gravatar by Michael Martin 04.17.08 at 11:38 am

    Frank,

    In several of your posts on this thread you have made the inaccurate assertion that the United States refuses to talk with the Iranians. You have made this assertion to bolster your long held, and again inaccurate view, that the U.S. is the primary aggressor, that we have no interest in diplomacy, and we are only seeking to build up sufficient excuses to attack Iran. Our supposed refusal to talk, demonstrates, according to you that we are the villains in this conflict. I disagree on both counts. We are talking and we are not the villains.

    Your view is naïve. History repeatedly reveals, after conflicts have ended, that on-going private diplomatic contacts between belligerents have been the norm. For obvious reasons these cannot be made public at the time. The current conflict is no exception.

    Or, rather than being simply naïve, perhaps your rhetoric is just purposely deceptive in order to make the case for your politics.

    In either case, I offer the following assessment to show that your view is just plain nonsense.

    Austin, TX, Feb. 13, 2008 – In Stratfor’s Geopolitical Intelligence Report this week Dr. George Friedman discusses the on-going talks between Iran and the United States and the announcement of a new round of meetings to take place sometime next week. This, coupled with Iranian President Ahmadinejad’s expected visit to Iraq in the near future, shows the discussions have advanced to a public phase.

    The interests of the two countries are important to this movement. The United States wants a coalition government in Iraq that is not controlled by Iran, and allows the United States to withdraw its troops. Iran wants an Iraqi government that is not controlled by American’s or Sunnis and will not be in a position to threaten Iran. The Iranians also want the United States to end sanctions against them, while the United States wants Iran to end all their aspects of a nuclear program. Friedman explains why each country is in a place to get what it wants, hence the reason for the public movement in the talks between the U.S. and Iran.

    By George Friedman

    Tehran has announced that Iran and the United States will hold a new round of talks on the future of Iraq at some point next week. The Iranians said that the “structure of the discussions have been finalized but the level of participation has not yet been agreed.” Meanwhile, Iranian Foreign Minister Manouchehr Mottaki said that President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is expected to visit Iraq before March 20, the Iranian New Year. The United States has not denied either of these reports. There thus appears to be some public movement occurring in the U.S.-Iranian talks over Iraq.

    These talks are not new. This would be the fourth in a series of meetings; the most recent meeting happened last August. These meetings have been scheduled and canceled before, and because who will attend this go-round remains unsettled, these talks may never get off the ground. More significant, no Iranian president has visited Iraq since the Khomeini revolution. If this visit took place, it would represent a substantial evolution. It also is not something that would happen unopposed if the United States did not want it to; by contrast, the Iraqi government lacks much of a say in the matter because it does not have that much room for maneuver. So we can say this much: Nothing has happened yet, but the Iranians have repositioned themselves as favoring some sort of diplomatic initiative from their side and the Americans so far have not done anything to discourage them.

    U.S.-Iranian negotiations are always opaque because they are ideologically difficult to justify by both sides. For Iran, the United States is the Great Satan. For the United States, Iran is part of the Axis of Evil. It is difficult for Iran to talk to the devil or for the United States to negotiate with evil. Therefore, U.S.-Iranian discussions always take place in a strange way. The public rhetoric between the countries is always poisonous. If you simply looked at what each country says about the other, you would assume that no discussions are possible. But if you treat the public rhetoric as simply designed to manage domestic public opinion, and then note the shifts in policy outside of the rhetorical context, a more complex picture emerges. Public and private talks have taken place, and more are planned. If you go beyond the talks to actions, things become even more interesting.

    We have discussed this before, but it is important to understand the strategic interests of the two countries at this point to understand what is going on. Ever since the birth of the Islamic Republic of Iran, Iraq has been the buffer between the Iranians and the Arabian Peninsula. The United States expected to create a viable pro-American government quickly after the 2003 invasion of Iraq, and therefore expected that Iraq would continue to serve as a buffer. That did not happen for a number of reasons, and therefore the strategic situation has evolved.

    The primary American interest in Iraq at this point is a negative one — namely, that Iraq not become an Iranian satellite. If that were to happen and Iranian forces entered Iraq, the entire balance of power in the Arabian Peninsula would collapse. Whatever the future of Iraq, U.S. policy since the surge and before has been to prevent a vacuum into which Iran can move. The primary Iranian interest in Iraq also is negative. Tehran must make sure that no Iraqi government is formed that is dominated by Sunnis, as happened under the Baathists, and that the Iraqi military never becomes powerful enough to represent an offensive threat to Iran. In other words, above all else, Iran’s interest is to avoid a repeat of the 1980-88 Iran-Iraq war.

    Obviously, each side has positive goals. The United States would love to see a powerful, pro-American Iraqi government that could threaten Iran on its own. The Iranians would love to see a pro-Iranian government in Baghdad and the withdrawal of U.S. forces from Iraq. Neither side is in a position to achieve these goals. The United States cannot create a pro-U.S. government because the Iranians, through their influence in the Shiite community, can create sufficient chaos to make that impossible. Through the surge, the United States has demonstrated to the Iranians that it is not withdrawing from Iraq, and the Iranians do not have the ability to force an American withdrawal. So long as the Americans are there and moving closer to the Sunnis, the Iranians cannot achieve their positive goals and also must harbor concerns about the long-term future of Iraq. Each side has blocked the other’s strategic positive goal. Each side now wants to nail down its respective negative goal: avoiding the thing it fears the most.

    Ever since the 2006 U.S. congressional midterm elections, when President George W. Bush confounded Iranian expectations by actually increasing forces in Iraq rather than beginning a phased withdrawal, the two countries have been going through a complex process of talks and negotiations designed to achieve their negative ends: the creation of an Iraq that cannot threaten Iran but can be a buffer against Iranian expansion. Neither side trusts the other, and each would love to take advantage of the situation to achieve its own more ambitious goals. But the reality on the ground is that each side would be happy if it avoided the worst-case scenario.

    Again, ignoring the rhetoric, there has been a fairly clear sequence of events. Casualties in Iraq have declined — not only U.S. military casualties but also civilian casualties. The civil war between Sunni and Shia has declined dramatically, although it did not disappear. Sunnis and Shia both were able to actively project force into more distant areas, so the decline did not simply take place because neighborhoods became more homogeneous, nor did it take place because of the addition of 30,000 troops. Though the United States created a psychological shift, even if it uses its troops more effectively, Washington cannot impose its will on the population. A change in tactics or an increase of troops to 150,000 cannot control a country of 25 million bent on civil war.

    The decline in intracommunal violence is attributable to two facts. The first is the alliance between the United States and Sunni leaders against al Qaeda, which limited the jihadists’ ability to strike at the Shia. The second is the decision by the Iranians to control the actions of Iranian-dominated militias. The return of Muqtada al-Sadr — the most radical of the Shiite leaders — to ayatollah school and his decision to order his followers to cease fire dramatically reduced Shiite-on-Sunni violence. That would not, and could not, have happened without Iranian concurrence. If the Iranians had wanted the civil war to continue unabated, it would have. The Iranians cannot eliminate all violence, nor do they want to. They want the Americans to understand that they can resume the violence at will. Nevertheless, without the Iranian decision to limit the violence, the surge would not have worked.

    If the prime Iranian threat against the United States was civil war in Iraq, the prime American threat against Iran was an air campaign against Iranian infrastructure. Such a campaign was publicly justified by the U.S. claim that Iran was developing nuclear weapons. With the Iranians having removed the threat of overwhelming civil war in Iraq, the United States responded by removing the threat of an air campaign. The publication of the National Intelligence Estimate (NIE) stating that Iran does not have a nuclear program at present effectively signaled the Iranians that there would be no campaign.

    There was intense speculation that the NIE was a “coup” by the intelligence community against the president. Though an interesting theory, not a single author of the NIE has been fired, none of the intelligence community leaders has been removed, and the president has very comfortably lived with the report’s findings. He has lowered the threat of war against Iran while holding open the possibility — as the NIE suggests — that the Iranians might still be a threat, and that a new NIE might require airstrikes.

    The Iranians reduced Shiite violence. The United States reduced the threat of airstrikes. At various points, each side has tested and signaled to the other. The Iranians have encouraged small-scale attacks by Shia in recent weeks, but nothing like what was going on a year or two ago. During Bush’s trip to the region, the United States triggered a crisis in the Strait of Hormuz to signal the Iranians that the United States retains its options. The rhetoric remains apocalyptic, but the reality is that, without admitting it, each side has moved to lower the temperature.

    Clearly, secret negotiations are under way. The announcement that an agreement was reached on the structure and subject of a public meeting this week by definition means that unpublicized conversations have been taking place. Similarly, the announcement that Ahmadinejad will be visiting Iraq could not have come without extensive back-channel discussions. We would suspect that these discussions actually have been quite substantial.

    The Iranians have made clear what they want in these negotiations. Mottaki was quoted in the Iranian media as saying, “We did express our readiness for entering into negotiations with the U.S. when the talks were held by the five Security Council permanent members plus Germany over Iran’s nuclear program.” He also said that, “Revising its policies toward Iran, the U.S. can pave the way for us to consider the circumstances needed for such talks to be held.” Since talks are being held, it must indicate some movement on the American part.

    It all comes down to this: The United States, at the very least, wants a coalition government in Iraq not controlled by Iran, which can govern Iraq and allow the United States to draw down its forces. The Iranians want an Iraqi government not controlled by the United States or the Sunnis, which can control Iraq but not be strong enough to threaten Iran. Iran also wants the United States to end sanctions against Iran, while the United States wants Iran to end all aspects of its nuclear program.

    Ending sanctions is politically difficult for the United States. Ending all aspects of the nuclear program is difficult for Iran. The United States can finesse the sanctions issue by turning a blind eye to third powers trading with Iran and allowing U.S. companies to set up foreign subsidiaries to conduct trade with Iran. The Iranians can finesse the nuclear issue, maintaining limited aspects of the program but not pursuing all the technologies needed to build a weapon.

    Rhetoric aside, we are therefore in a phase where there are ways for each side to get what it wants. Obviously, the political process is under way in both countries, with Iranian parliamentary elections on March 14 and the U.S. presidential race in full swing. Much domestic opposition is building up against Ahmadinejad, and an intensifying power struggle in Iran could be a fairly large distraction for the country in the short term. The Iranians also could wait a bit more to see how the U.S. presidential campaign shapes up before making any major decisions.

    But then, a political process is always under way. That means the rhetoric will remain torrid; the public meetings few and low-key; the private discussions ongoing; and actions by each side sometimes inexplicable, keyed as they are to private discussions.

    But it is clear from this week’s announcements by the Iranians that there is movement under way. If the Iranian president does visit Iraq and the United States makes no effort to block him, that will be the signal that some sort of accommodation has been reached. The United States and Iran will not recognize each other and will continue to condemn and even threaten each other. But this is truly a case where their rhetoric does not begin to reflect the reality.

  74. 74. Gravatar by Frank in Phoenix 04.17.08 at 2:34 pm

    Michael,

    Just logged on at lunch, and saw your post. Will read it soon as I post this. Looks interesting — thank you.

    NJLawyer,

    The issue that both Norouzi and Cole raise is not so much whether the correct simile is that Israel will be “wiped of the map” or that they will “vanish from the page of time.” They both discuss some of the translational details of this simile, but that’s not their main point.

    Rather, the primary issue is whether or not Ahmadinejad said anything like, “Iran will wipe Israel off the map” or “We will make them vanish from the page of time.”

    Taking Norouzi and Cole at their words (not speaking Farsi myself), Ahmadinejad’s statement was 1) a quote of Ayatollah Komeini, who said 2) that “this regime occupying Jerusalem must vanish from the page of time” (Norouzi) or “the occupation regime over Jerusalem should vanish from the page of time” (Cole).

    I’m no grammar expert, but even I can tell the difference between somebody saying that something “must happen” (i.e., eventually) or that something “should happen” (indicating hopefulness), as opposed to “I am going to make this happen” (indicating that I intend to be the primary actor in bringing it about).

    E.g., Kruschev saying “We will bury [the US]” (which he did say!) is not the same thing as saying “The US will someday be buried.”

    It happens to be quite convenient for those who seem to be itching for a military confrontation with Iran to claim that Ahmadinejad said, “Iran will wipe Israel off the map,” when it sure seems to me that he/Khomeini actually said something more like, “The regime that occupies Jerusalem will eventually fail” (i.e., vanish from history).

    I guess the proper way to characterize the grammer is that Ahmadinejad’s statement was passive, not active. “This must occur to the regime in Jerusalem,” not “We will cause this to happen.”

    To put it another way, Lincoln didn’t wipe the South off the map, but he did cause the Confederate regime to cease to exist. Now if a contemporary foreign leader who was sympathetic to Lincoln’s cause had said, “The Confederate regime must fail and disappear from history,” that’s not the same thing as saying, “We are going to help Lincoln wipe the South off the map.”

    I hope you’ll read Norouzi’s and Cole’s pieces thoroughly if you haven’t already. They both make the case quite clear. (Certainly clearer than I am making it!)

  75. 75. Gravatar by NJLawyer 04.17.08 at 4:15 pm

    Frank, I came back to this thread because I just looked at the abortion as art thread, and I am so stunned by the fact that anyone did this — either that or my sugar is way off — that I’m not sure I can turn my thoughts to Iran and make sense.

    I understand what you’re telling me regarding the grammar, but honestly, that sounds like a lawyer game to me. It reminds me of Clinton’s “that depends on what the meaning of the word “is” is.

    If I could ask Ahmadinejad questions, they would be simple yes or no questions, i.e., does the nation of Israel have a right to exist? Yes or no? Do you plan to invade or assist financially or by any other means with an invasion of Israel with the sole purpose of destroying it? Yes or no.

    And I would give him 30 seconds to answer. They are simple questions. I’m all for putting the Iranians to the test. Go for it, I don’t think you’re going to get an answer. Ever.

  76. 76. Gravatar by Frank in Phoenix 04.18.08 at 4:39 pm

    NJLawyer,

    I understand fully your concerns about ne’er-do-wells who misuse language to try and subtlely deceive their hearers. Yes, Clinton and lawyers do come to mind. (Present company excepted, of course!)

    Still, remember that, as Rush is so fond of saying: Words mean things.

    And I agree wholeheartedly with the idea of asking Ahmadinejad straight questions.

    Still, don’t take my word on the grammar/linguistics thing. I hope you don’t mind my asking: Did you ever read Norouzi’s and Cole’s pieces?